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Twilight for Adults – Fifty Shades of Grey


Fifty Shades of Grey has to be one of if not, the most hotly anticipated films of 2015. With a Valentines weekend release date, whether the film was bad or not, their campaign and release date alone would have made enough money to go ahead and redeem themselves with a sequel/trilogy. Without having read the book and going by hearsay on how dirty and explicit the book is but also terribly executed through bad writing, one could only expect the film to be just as bad resulting in just a dirty old porno on the big screen. With this in mind, a lot of those who thought that have come out disappointed, but those looking beyond that point of dirt and explicitly, you’ll actually find a really good film.
Based on a Twilight fan fiction, Fifty Shades of Grey introduces you to Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson), a literature student, who conveniently happens to be a virgin, who’s life is changed when she meets billionaire Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) who essentially has a dirty little secret.
Bella and Edward’s Twilight stench is written all over Christian and Ana. It’s very familiar, sometimes a little too familiar but this is mostly at the beginning of the film where they meet and can’t keep their eyes off of each other. But even certain scenarios that happen are too similar to Twilight such as her friend José who seems like the Jacob Black kind of character, Ana being saved by Christian from getting hit by a car, and the plain fact that he can’t help but to be around Ana, quite like how Edward couldn’t stay away from Bella. Given the circumstances, Edward’s reasons seemed a bit more legit than Christian’s but you just have to deal with it. Christian is very straight forward like Edward, he doesn’t really say much and has the same sort of painful facial expression. He’s also adopted. Ana is the vulnerable girl who is in love but is very inquisitive and wants to be with this man of mystery. So essentially this whole story is a more grown up version of Twilight.

After getting all of that out of the way and really stripping the film down, Johnson’s Ana is a very a strong female lead. Entertainment wise, she has a repertoire of great one liners and comebacks which will make you giggle in agreement. Ana does display some control, even though she becomes his “submissive”. Her projections of vulnerability and solid resistance is very compelling and done so well. She doesn’t give in too easily nor straight away and builds her own compromises with Christians requests. He may be the “Dominant” but it’s to her terms. You really get to see this through one of the best scenes in the film where she has a “meeting” with Mr Grey to discuss the contract to their relationship and to object to certain activities. The on screen chemistry is just simply perfect there. She’s also the character for the audience, seeing Christian and the whole romance/relationship through her eyes, ultimately probing about his past and why he is the way he is. We want to know as much as she does. She also demonstrates how powerful the word “no” can be.

Dornan’s Christian as mentioned before is very inexpressive, quite cold and very straight forward, but given the circumstances, it’s acceptable. It’s when he begins to open up to Ana in ways he specifically explains in the beginning that he doesn’t engage in, his character starts to break in and this is done in a very subtle way, giving the film a bit of a balance. The awkward attempt of calling Ana “baby” is definitely one of Dornan’s high points and it’s Ana’s inquisitive nature and ability to rebel is what attracts Christian, not just her submission. What really gets to you is his eyes. That’s the main point of contact, communication and wonder, through Dornan’s eyes.

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Easing into the film’s main point of focus, the sexual boundaries of pain and pleasure, it’s actually not as bad and explicit as expected. It takes about a good 30 – 40 minutes into the film before anything actually happens and it’s not a lot either. It’s done in a very tasteful and erotic way building the intensity without the need for a bunch of full frontals and weird pornographic angles and moans. Although the shots mostly focus on Johnson, Dornan’s dominance was dominant enough to keep the audience engaged with his actions rather than the camera straying down south. These principles also applied to the infamous Red Room of Pain.
To top it all off, the costume designs worked so well for each character especially Christian Grey and we’re graced with a really seductive yet awesome soundtrack featuring The Rolling Stones, Ellie Goulding, Beyoncé, Awolnation, Annie Lennox, Danny Elfman and much more. It’s such a pleasing soundtrack to listen to and really suits the film.
All in all, it was better than expected, cleaner than expected and more enjoyable than expected. Slick, tasteful, witty and seductive, Twi-hards eat your heart out.

Star Ratings 3




EMO’s Top 20 Films of 2014

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As the curtain closes on 2014 and we enter a new, exciting year of film, it’s about time I got going with a ‘Top 20 Films of 2014’ list. I honestly wanted to just keep it nice and simple with a top 10, however, after looking back at what my eyes had devoured over the past 365 days, I felt the need to give credit to those that not only impressed me, but what I really enjoyed. Whether it was due to the fact that a franchise had just begun or was coming to a close, or the grand old superhero summer flicks that dominated the box office sales, my top 20 consists of the big blockbusters, a few rom-coms (which definitly deserved a spot seeing as the best rom-coms came from the late 90’s/early 2000’s) and a few flicks which impressed me due to the fact that I had no clue what I was in for. Here’s my top 20…

20. Fury

19. A Walk Among The Tombstones

18. Begin Again

17. Divergent

16. The Grand Budapest Hotel

15. Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

14. X-Men: Days of Future Past

13. About Last Night

12. That Awkward Moment

11. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Drum roll please for the Top 10!…

10. Chef


9. Interstellar


8. Nightcrawler


7. Jersey Boys

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6. The Fault in Our Stars


5. Captain America: The Winter Soldier


4. The Guest

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3. Guardians of The Galaxy


2. Gone Girl

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1. The Imitation Game

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Comment below and tell us what’s your Top 10 Films of 2014 and what are your most anticipated films of 2015.

Happy New Year and may the odds be ever in your favour 😛

A Raw and Suspenseful Spine in Hollywood – Gone Girl Review


If there’s nothing that’ll keep you on the edge of your seat, a missing-person-crime-thriller by David Fincher will definitely do the trick.
With notable, unforgettable credits under his name such as Zodiac, Seven, Fight Club and more recently-ish The Social Network, Fincher has taken Gillian Flynn’s novel down the same path as becoming the highlight of a very heated discussion. It’s safe to say that Flynn had already paved the way, but this adaptation evidently had Fincher’s name written all over it.
Rosamund Pike plays Amy Dunne, America’s sweetheart in literature, married to a fellow journalist Nick Dunne, played by Ben Affleck. Throughout the film, we are introduced to flash back memories of their marriage, and Amy’s thoughts and recollections she held within diary entries of what married life to Nick Dunne was like. As any marriage, it’s not a walk in the park, there are many ups and downs to live though and the strength of ones marriage will determine the future of it. After sitting through the “honeymoon stage” of their marriage, things begin to get rough. Because of the recession, they both lose their jobs, then end up moving back to his hometown where he manages a bar with his twin sister. In the present, Amy goes missing on their 5th wedding anniversary through mysterious circumstances and because of his laid back, calm approach, the weird circumstances surrounding Amy’s disappearance and the what seems to be terrible marriage they were having, people start to talk and indirectly point the finger. Did Nick Dunne murder his wife?

Gone Girl is no doubt clever. Fincher and Flynn manage to keep every twist and turn and untwists interesting and kept well in place. They take the story in many different directions to say the least and it really does keep your mind-boggling trying to figure out if you’ve solved the mystery or not. But as said before, Gone Girl keeps you interested at every point, especially as a film that’s over two and a half hours long. It’s so confidently intellectual and thrilling that it marinades you into the story. Amy’s fate is actually revealed halfway through the film, refreshing the plot and acting as a stage entrance for the development of new characters. So there’s no point turning up at the end of the film if you just want to know the truth and start spreading those awful spoilers all over the web.
Affleck plays the part of Nick Dunne emotionally very well. His character is the one that keeps you edge. He’s very convincing at times when pleading his innocence, but then lets his guard down very easily to keep twisting your thoughts and conviction against him.
The stand out role definitely came from Rosamund Pike. Her portrayal of Amy Dunne was simply outstanding. Her specific yet raw and dark monologues will get you feeling uncomfortable to know someone is saying this out loud, especially as a female viewer. But it’s this raw intensity that makes you want to learn more. An unforgettable character with more twisting conflicts as not only a wife, but as a woman too.
Moving slightly away from the two main characters, other characters that really do help make the story relative and act as the audiences reference point are Nick’s twin sister Margo (Carrie Coon), the very sceptical Detective Rhonda Boney (Kim Dickens) and the super funny lawyer Tanner Bolt (Tyler Perry) who definitely played the part of being the man you pay a bucket load of money to, to help out when your partner goes missing.

One character that really catches your attention with his mysterious absences is Ex-boyfriend Desi Collings played by Neil Patrick Harris. His character was very intriguing yet more could have been done with him. There’s this creepy, mysterious whiff he brings when on-screen, but in comparison to the novel, there’s a little more to his character that they didn’t seem to bring to the big screen, which really would have made a little more sense and given his character a bit more depth, especially with Harris playing the this perfect role. But for what was given to him, Harris never fails to give a convincing performance.
Gone Girl is quite difficult to write about without giving anything away. It’s like the 21st century version of the Sixth Sense where you just have to watch the film to find out the truth. You can keep guessing and running around in circles about what you think may happen but you’ll never really know until you watch it. Fincher is great at throwing you off-balance at the right times to only drag you back into your original thought numerous times. Gone Girl has placed its sturdy, suspenseful, creepy/crazy spine in Hollywood and really does demonstrate the idea that marriage is not a walk in the park.

Star Ratings 4






A Brutal Eye Opener: Lone Survivor Review


Peter Berg’s Lone Survivor has been brought down to probably its simplest form. Lacking character development and a huge script, this is actually what makes this film work. Focusing more on the story of what happened to these men is literally what audiences are getting, and it’s brilliant.

Based on the true story/best selling novel, Lone Survivor follows 4 young NAVY seals on a covert mission to assassinate a Taliban leader, but is ambushed in the mountains of Afghanistan. With no communication to their base and lack of knowledge about the area, they face the challenge of being outgunned by what appears to be an army who isn’t afraid to die for their country/leader.

Without being distracted by a huge budget and becoming mainstream, Berg really does capture the heroism of the NAVY seals and puts the audience in a position where you feel what they feel. It’s actually quite the emotional ride. Adding a great cast consisting of Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Ben Foster and Emile Hirsch, you kind of forget about who these actors are. Hidden behind a mass of facial hair, their performances as the brave seals were fantastic. As mentioned before, there’s not much character development but with this, it wasn’t needed. You still end up caring a hell of a lot for these guys. No one outshines another; it’s more of a team effort. Although Ben Foster does deliver a fantastic line that really was the mood of the film… “You die for your country, I live for mine”.

Berg really gives the characters a bashing. Throwing rocks at them, falling from and through the rocky mountains, getting shot in all different places… It really does get brutal. The injuries are really bloody and one can only imagine that this is what it really was like at the time. In certain instances, it felt like a Call of Duty game, from the first-person shooter angle, to the wave of bullets fired non-stop.

The simplicity of Lone Survivor is really its strong point. It’s just a simple story about surviving without anything overshadowing its purpose. It could almost be a documentary from their point of view. Lone Survivor is a very strong and powerful film with lot of action, frightening in areas and a great pace without the huge Hollywood sign behind it. It’s the one to watch.

 4 out of 5 Stars

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Teaser Poster Has Arrived!

The 4th of April 2014, is the date when we’ll be able to finally see what seems to be one epic battle between our old Captain and the new improved Winter Soldier. Marvel has now tested out taste buds with this super awesome teaser poster of Captain America’s shield. Battered and bruised from all the battles since New York? Or is this what his shield has become after a brutal battering with the Winter Soldier? So much can be said from so little, so here’s the poster for you to make your own decisions. Let’s get excited!

Captain America - The Winter Soldier TEASER